Reports that Michael Jackson suffered cardiac arrest are incorrect. He actually went to visit the childrens hospital and had a stroke.
Last time Michael Jackson was this stiff, Macauley Culkin was staying over.
The autopsy on Michael Jackson’s body will take place later today. The coroner has already said that he is unsure of what the cause of death will have been. He’s thinking of blaming it on the moonlight, or blaming it on the good times, but will probably blame it on the boogie.
(Too soon?)
