IS THE METRIC SYSTEM MAKING BRITAIN’S SWANS IMPOTENT?
Dammit, the Daily Mail-o-matic is still funny.
Other highlights from this 30 seconds of not doing any work: “COULD THE LOONY LEFT KILL PENSIONERS?”, “IS JACQUI SMITH INFECTING THE QUEEN WITH AIDS?”, and “HAVE THE GERMANS GIVEN YOU CANCER?”.
Tremendous.