How I Spent My Stimulus
I’m using my stimulus package to start the Tiny Topherchris Urban Achievers — inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a higher education. I’m not sending them to college though. Oh no, I’ll be making them do all my housework, chores, and heading out to fetch me a beverage whenever I require one. The stimulus money, in fact, is only for their official t-shirts. The Topherchris Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too? I would edit my t-shirt in your honour if it were so.
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