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03.02.10
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Fat and toothless children no longer attractive enough for nation's paedophiles | newsarse.com

I love NewsArse sometimes. It’s a satirical news website which occasionally comes up with an absolute gem. A British version of the Onion, but usually less subtle.

This line is brilliant: “One paedophile, who wished to remain nameless for fear of losing his role in the House of Lords, told us…”. That’s very clever.

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