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You do realise that in Britain we have things like rabbits and hedgehogs in the wild? I won’t get bored of animals in Africa!

The girlfriend is planning our trip to South Africa and Zimbabwe this December, and is a little anxious that I’ll get bored quickly of the game reserves and going on tours through the national parks, as that seems to be the theme of our time there.

We’re going to Kruger Park in South Africa first, then up to Lake Kariba in Zimbabwe, and spending Christmas itself by Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, with a probable excursion into Zambia as well. There’s going to be a whole lot of going into the Bush and seeing everything from elephants to lions and in-between.

This is how I tried to reassure her that I’d enjoy it.

So this is where I’ll be spending the week before Christmas later this year. Two of my friends are getting married in Zimbabwe on 18th December, and then we’re all renting a houseboat for a week on Lake Kariba to celebrate, African-style. Apparently, this entails alcohol being pretty much the only liquid you’re allowed to drink for the entire time, and trying not to get eaten by a crocodile.

Seriously. Some friends just got back from another wedding there last month (and it’s from their Facebook that I’ve “borrowed”  this photo), and to actually go for a dip in the lake they lower a big cage off the back of the houseboat for you. It’s pretty big, but it’s too dangerous to swim outside of the cage. The girlfriend’s been delighting in telling me stories of crocs overturning little rowing boats or leaping out of the water as you lean over the side.

After seeing these photos, I’m really excited about this part of the trip. They saw loads of elephants and other animals, plus it was a bit of a booze-fest. Ideal!

So this is where I’ll be spending the week before Christmas later this year. Two of my friends are getting married in Zimbabwe on 18th December, and then we’re all renting a houseboat for a week on Lake Kariba to celebrate, African-style. Apparently, this entails alcohol being pretty much the only liquid you’re allowed to drink for the entire time, and trying not to get eaten by a crocodile.

Seriously. Some friends just got back from another wedding there last month (and it’s from their Facebook that I’ve “borrowed” this photo), and to actually go for a dip in the lake they lower a big cage off the back of the houseboat for you. It’s pretty big, but it’s too dangerous to swim outside of the cage. The girlfriend’s been delighting in telling me stories of crocs overturning little rowing boats or leaping out of the water as you lean over the side.

After seeing these photos, I’m really excited about this part of the trip. They saw loads of elephants and other animals, plus it was a bit of a booze-fest. Ideal!

It may only be the 14th of January in 2010, but I think I’ve just seen the best film of the decade. If I see another film that is better than this in the near future, I will be amazed.

‘Mugabe And The White African’ is a documentary following one white farming family as they try to take the Mugabe government to an international court to dispute the legality of the Zimbabwean land-grab programme of the last 10-15 years.

Whilst Mugabe and the farmer never meet face to face, Mugabe’s influence is felt heavily in their everyday life, from intimidation tactics by his war veterans to delaying tactics in court by his lawyers. The documentary uses voiceover excerpts from Mugabe’s speeches over the years to illustrate the sheer power that the man wields in the country.

Shot covertly and under major threat of being discovered, this truly is a harrowing tale of how a country can be absolutely destroyed by the megalomaniac tendencies of just one man.

I’m usually not one for hyperbole when it comes to reviewing and describing films, books, TV shows and the like, but this film is genuinely the best thing I’ve seen in many, many years. I’ve not felt an emotional connection to a film like this before, and I spent at least the whole final third with tears in my eyes and running down my cheeks.

It’s a film about bravery, about stoicism in the face of absolutely soul-crushing hatred, and about being prepared to sacrifice everything in order to fight the good fight. It’s also a film about family, about love and about love for one’s homeland.

Whilst I’ve learnt a lot about Zimbabwe over the last few years from the girlfriend and from getting interested in the subject, this film really did open my eyes to the levels of racism and strife that are being fermented in the country. The racism is something else, and for someone who has grown up in a multi-cultural society and doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, it is horrifying.

It genuinely blows my mind that people can base any kind of decision purely on someone’s skin colour, but Mugabe and his supporters have done just that for over 30 years. The white farmer(s) in the title aren’t old-school colonialists; they’re all born and bred Zimbabweans, trying to work a farm in the country.

They employ and support a community of over 500 people, and it’s the effect on these kinds of people that the land-grab scheme just does not think about. The land is given to some friend of the government, and then left to ruin. Not only are the white family forcibly evicted and basically kicked out of the country, but their employees and their families are left to ruin.

The whole (tiny) cinema was sniffing and crying throughout, with some scenes truly disturbing and heartbreaking, but necessary. It doesn’t pull any punches, but at the same time it doesn’t dwell on the negatives more than it has to.

If it is on anywhere near you, track it down and go see it. Get the DVD, download it, watch it on TV. This is an important film, one which truly displays the lowest lows and highest highs of human nature.

I could go on about this film for many more paragraphs, such an impact has it had on me. I’m still seeing the faces in front of me, hearing their voices and living their story.

This film needs to be seen. It needs a bigger audience and it deserves one.

In a bit of a random coincidence, I’ve seen two African productions this week. One in the cinema, District 9, and the other on stage, Zambezi Express. Whilst both being African in origin, they couldn’t be further apart…

I thought District 9 was a tremendous film, particularly in the execution of the visuals and audio. It’s a pretty obvious, yet still powerful, allegory of apartheid in South Africa, but instead of a clash between blacks and whites, the subjugated party in the film is a society of alien refugees who arrived in Johannesburg 20 years ago.

The plot revolves around attempts to move them from their cordoned off slum on the outskirts of Johannesburg to a new [concentration] camp 200km away, but quickly moves off on a tangent and follows the new path for the rest of the film. It’s a satisfying plot, but anyone who’s seen a few thrillers and action films won’t be thrown off by any unexpected twists.

All of the human actors are South African, and you get used to the accent within minutes. The main character in particular has a very strong accent, and his pronunciation of “fuck” as “fook” is amusing the first time, but you barely notice it by the end.

The aliens are a revelation, both in CGI and animatronic forms. Their movement is a joy to watch, and even in the jerky, documentary-style camerawork you struggle to find any false moments or totally unrealistic images. Up close, they’re equally impressive, although the filmmakers have relied upon scraps of clothing and symbols to really make each one stand out from the crowd.

The alien speech is subtitled, although the humans in the film can understand them. I’d love to believe that their language is consistent throughout, and that certain geeks are already putting together a dictionary for it, like Klingon or Elfish.

It’s a very beautifully shot film, somehow making the slums of Johannesburg look quite beautiful. Heavy use of sunrise and sunset shots helped that out, along with the aforementioned mockumentary camerawork.

The film strikes me as being a little unsure as to whether it wants to be a strong political satire, an action gunfest, or just a commentary on apartheid as a whole. It does all three, without really excelling at one or the other.

I’d recommend seeing it, if only to see just how far Peter Jackson’s Weta special effects company have come since Gollum in LOTR. The integration of the aliens in their surroundings is truly remarkable.

Tonight, however, I was at Hammersmith Riverside Studios to see Zambezi Express, a musical performed by a dance troupe from Zimbabwe.

Admittedly, the plot was paper-thin and could be summed up in less than a tweet, but it wasn’t really about that anyway. It was about the music, the dancing, the singing, the sheer energy of it all.

As the strapline on the programme cover puts it, this is “the happiest show on Earth”. Yes, that’s a little Disney-esque, but it’s more from pure enthusiasm than any really cynical marketing ploy.

The singing and acting was in three languages, pretty much randomly dropping in and out of each one as they went. Obviously, I only understood the English bit, but the girlfriend speaks some Shona, and could tell that the other was Ndebele. Apparently the lyrics and words were the same across all three anyway, and to be honest the plot barely needed any real explanation vocally of what was going on.

The passion of the music and dancing were what hooked me though. It was relentlessly upbeat and fast, with groups of dancers coming off and on stage constantly. It struck me that African dancing (or at least dancing of this kind) is very highly charged, sexually. They really don’t mess around when it comes to thrusting hips, bums, chests, groins or anything that can be thrust.

It was a really enjoyable evening, and a high-class production. You can tell that it’s a dance/performance troupe doing a play, rather than a cast assembled for a musical, but that doesn’t detract from the impact and cultural experience of it all.


  Hey everybody, remember when Rob was all, there’s only one Congo, Natasha, duh. And I was like, no, I’m pretty sure there’s two. DRC and RC. amirite. But he contested this. 
  
  But, I was right! Suck it Rob.
  
  natface


I humbly accept my internet beatdown.

Also, I can’t believe that between us we missed out Mali and Tunisia. I think that’s the only two we didn’t get. And Google Maps has Western Sahara has a country, so I’m claiming it!

Now, how’s your knowledge of central Asia…?

Hey everybody, remember when Rob was all, there’s only one Congo, Natasha, duh. And I was like, no, I’m pretty sure there’s two. DRC and RC. amirite. But he contested this. 

But, I was right! Suck it Rob.

natface

I humbly accept my internet beatdown.

Also, I can’t believe that between us we missed out Mali and Tunisia. I think that’s the only two we didn’t get. And Google Maps has Western Sahara has a country, so I’m claiming it!

Now, how’s your knowledge of central Asia…?


Reblogged from: natface
Originally posted on: Sweetness and Light

  • Malaria is a life-threatening disease caused by parasites that are transmitted to people through the bites of infected mosquitoes.
  • A child dies of malaria every 30 seconds.
  • There were 247 million cases of malaria in 2006, causing nearly one million deaths, mostly among African children.
  • Approximately half of the world’s population is at risk of malaria, particularly those living in lower-income countries.
  • Malaria is preventable and curable.
  • Source: WHO Website

With all due respect, FUCK SWINE FLU and all of the media scaremongering over it. We only care because it’s a disease affecting first-world populations.

You see that number above? ONE MILLION DEATHS, every goddamn year. This disease is preventable, and it’s curable. It’s just that we don’t care because it’s happening in Africa.

And yet governments around the first world have somehow found extra billions of dollars to buy stocks of Tamiflu and sodding surgical masks. It’s appalling, it really is.

So, should I watch The Lion King as preparation for going to Africa?

Me, to the girlfriend, in light of this news.

EDIT: She recommends Last King Of Scotland, Blood Diamond and Hotel Rwanda as a more realistic representation. Killjoy.

One of the girlfriend’s friends has just got engaged, and sent round an email this morning about the rough plans for the wedding. Yep, already! But she’s been hankering after getting engaged for a while, so I’m very happy for her and her fiance (who, incidentally, is an absolutely top notch guy).

The friend, like my girlfriend, is Zimbabwean, although she lives just near us in southwest London nowadays. As such, the wedding is going to be back in Zimbabwe, giving an opportunity for all of us non-Zimbabweans to experience the country where so many of our friends/girlfriends grew up. My girlfriend in particular is very excited about showing me her homeland.

The wedding is pencilled in for shortly before Christmas at the end of 2010, and the girlfriend is already planning to make a big trip of it, culminating in Christmas Day on the beach in Cape Town with her extended family. Sounds good to me!

God knows what kind of state Zimbabwe is going to be in in 18 months time, but I feel that it can’t get much worse. With any luck “Bob” (as white Zimbabweans call Robert Mugabe) will have popped his clogs and things will have improved.

The girlfriend constantly tells me that I just don’t know what it’s like in Africa, and that it will be a massive shock for me, but I’m already really looking forward to it. We’re in Egypt in about 6 weeks time for a holiday, which she’s claiming isn’t proper Africa, as it’s not sub-Saharan. We’ll see…

I finished Blood River by Tim Butcher the other day, in a continuation of my recent trend towards reading about sub-Saharan Africa. It’s an account of Butcher’s attempt to recreate the first mapping of the River Congo by Stanley (of “Dr Livingstone, I presume” fame) in the 19th century, along with a potted history of the eponymous country.

I think the beauty of this book is not just the actual journey itself, but the way in which Butcher’s enthusiasm for the whole project sadly fades throughout, in the face of a country which has seemingly gone backwards whilst the rest of the world has advanced.

Countless people tell him that whenever any threat to them occurs, from whatever source (government, militias, rebels, foreigners), they run into the bush to hide. Whenever they come back out, inevitably their homes and businesses have been ransacked and/or burnt, and so begins again the cycle of semi-permanent rebuilding and sustenance living.

In a similar manner to when I read The State of Africa, which also covered the Congo, I couldn’t help but feel depressed by the end of reading this book. The continent of Africa as a whole (with exceptions, of course) just seems to be getting left further and further behind, and there is very little impetus from within or without towards improving the situation.

Time to read something a little more upbeat, which is why I have The Mockery Bird by Gerald Durrell on the go this week. It’s a bit random, but pretty funny so far.

I finished Blood River by Tim Butcher the other day, in a continuation of my recent trend towards reading about sub-Saharan Africa. It’s an account of Butcher’s attempt to recreate the first mapping of the River Congo by Stanley (of “Dr Livingstone, I presume” fame) in the 19th century, along with a potted history of the eponymous country.

I think the beauty of this book is not just the actual journey itself, but the way in which Butcher’s enthusiasm for the whole project sadly fades throughout, in the face of a country which has seemingly gone backwards whilst the rest of the world has advanced.

Countless people tell him that whenever any threat to them occurs, from whatever source (government, militias, rebels, foreigners), they run into the bush to hide. Whenever they come back out, inevitably their homes and businesses have been ransacked and/or burnt, and so begins again the cycle of semi-permanent rebuilding and sustenance living.

In a similar manner to when I read The State of Africa, which also covered the Congo, I couldn’t help but feel depressed by the end of reading this book. The continent of Africa as a whole (with exceptions, of course) just seems to be getting left further and further behind, and there is very little impetus from within or without towards improving the situation.

Time to read something a little more upbeat, which is why I have The Mockery Bird by Gerald Durrell on the go this week. It’s a bit random, but pretty funny so far.

I finished reading The State of Africa by Martin Meredith the other day. It’s a political history of post-independence Africa, and is it ever depressing.

The book itself is fantastic, a really in-depth look at just about every African country and how each has evolved politically in the last fifty years. From apartheid in South Africa to radical Islam in the north, via tribal genocides in the centre of the continent, nary a stone is left uncovered.

But it makes for a thoroughly downbeat assessment. Essentially, the European countries who colonised the continent and then abandoned it post-WWII fucked it over at first. Then Cold War struggles meant ruthless dictators were kept in power by the superpowers, as long as they didn’t turn to the other side.

Many military coups took place, with each takeover followed by promises to open up the country to democracy and the rule of law. Of course, each military-backed ruler merely consolidated his position, and used ethnic/tribal tensions to maintain it. This led to horrific numbers of deaths, most notably in Rwanda and Sudan.

Then there was the rampant racism in countries like South Africa (whites on blacks) and Sudan (Muslims on blacks), as well as more general tensions between the north and south. The onset of HIV in the 90s and 00s added to the generally sombre tone.

There were positive points, especially towards the end. Democracy is arriving there, in leaps and bounds, but it is still held back in places like Zimbabwe.

Meredith is utterly exhaustive in his coverage, and there are some great snippets of information throughout, as well as some truly disturbing anecdotes from what can only be called “survivors”. This book is brilliant, and I highly recommend it to anyone who has even the vaguest interest in Africa, African politics and modern African history.

I finished reading The State of Africa by Martin Meredith the other day. It’s a political history of post-independence Africa, and is it ever depressing.

The book itself is fantastic, a really in-depth look at just about every African country and how each has evolved politically in the last fifty years. From apartheid in South Africa to radical Islam in the north, via tribal genocides in the centre of the continent, nary a stone is left uncovered.

But it makes for a thoroughly downbeat assessment. Essentially, the European countries who colonised the continent and then abandoned it post-WWII fucked it over at first. Then Cold War struggles meant ruthless dictators were kept in power by the superpowers, as long as they didn’t turn to the other side.

Many military coups took place, with each takeover followed by promises to open up the country to democracy and the rule of law. Of course, each military-backed ruler merely consolidated his position, and used ethnic/tribal tensions to maintain it. This led to horrific numbers of deaths, most notably in Rwanda and Sudan.

Then there was the rampant racism in countries like South Africa (whites on blacks) and Sudan (Muslims on blacks), as well as more general tensions between the north and south. The onset of HIV in the 90s and 00s added to the generally sombre tone.

There were positive points, especially towards the end. Democracy is arriving there, in leaps and bounds, but it is still held back in places like Zimbabwe.

Meredith is utterly exhaustive in his coverage, and there are some great snippets of information throughout, as well as some truly disturbing anecdotes from what can only be called “survivors”. This book is brilliant, and I highly recommend it to anyone who has even the vaguest interest in Africa, African politics and modern African history.

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