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This has popped up four times so far, and I’m already pissed off.

This has popped up four times so far, and I’m already pissed off.

Dammit, Amazon!!!

Dammit, Amazon!!!

Advertising is absolutely fucking everywhere, and now I’m getting @replies on Twitter from a motherfucking brand of cider because I happened to mention them on Sunday whilst in the pub.

Strongbow is admittedly my cider of choice when I’m having a Super Cider Sunday, purely because I like the taste. Over the years, they’ve probably had a couple of good adverts, but nothing that sticks in the mind in the manner of a Guinness campaign.

Just this weekend, they launched a new campaign, based around the slogan “Bowtime”. The TV advert is a spoof of the Mel Gibson “they’ll never take our freedom” speech from Braveheart, and to be honest it’s pretty fucking shit.

As part of this campaign, the Strongbow marketing bods have evidently come up with this character Marcus Graftus to be their voice on Twitter (and probably Facebook, etc, I haven’t checked). He’s only been active for an hour, but all he’s doing is @replying to people who have mentioned Strongbow recently.

Not in a mechanical fashion, but actually taking the trouble to read through people’s profiles and give them an individual @reply. Seriously, with thousands out of work, and in the media especially many hugely talented people currently jobless, some dozy cunt is being paid to write this crap.

Makes me so fucking angry.

So much so that my @reply in turn wasn’t the most polite thing I’ve ever written…

EDIT: Ha, they’ve now deleted the above tweet. Awesome. Unfortunately for them, I saved it for posterity. My reply to them is still there…

Advertising is absolutely fucking everywhere, and now I’m getting @replies on Twitter from a motherfucking brand of cider because I happened to mention them on Sunday whilst in the pub.

Strongbow is admittedly my cider of choice when I’m having a Super Cider Sunday, purely because I like the taste. Over the years, they’ve probably had a couple of good adverts, but nothing that sticks in the mind in the manner of a Guinness campaign.

Just this weekend, they launched a new campaign, based around the slogan “Bowtime”. The TV advert is a spoof of the Mel Gibson “they’ll never take our freedom” speech from Braveheart, and to be honest it’s pretty fucking shit.

As part of this campaign, the Strongbow marketing bods have evidently come up with this character Marcus Graftus to be their voice on Twitter (and probably Facebook, etc, I haven’t checked). He’s only been active for an hour, but all he’s doing is @replying to people who have mentioned Strongbow recently.

Not in a mechanical fashion, but actually taking the trouble to read through people’s profiles and give them an individual @reply. Seriously, with thousands out of work, and in the media especially many hugely talented people currently jobless, some dozy cunt is being paid to write this crap.

Makes me so fucking angry.

So much so that my @reply in turn wasn’t the most polite thing I’ve ever written

EDIT: Ha, they’ve now deleted the above tweet. Awesome. Unfortunately for them, I saved it for posterity. My reply to them is still there…


Reblogged from: deplorableword
Originally posted on: Dan W, Web App + Mobile Developer in London

I’m starting to look for a new flat/house, and dear God is it depressing. I definitely didn’t anticipate doing this so soon after moving last time, especially when the reasons for the move have been taken out of my hands.

I’ve got a long post that I want to write about the whole situation, but I guess that’ll just have to wait until I get home from work. Suffice it to say that my general mood today is angry. And ever more so, which means that I’ll probably be fuming by the time I get back home tonight. I really, really want to shout at my housemates. Massively.

It just annoys me that my hand is being forced through absolutely no fault of my own, and that it’s going to cost me both financially and in terms of hassle/time.

I want to pound something so hard right now. Just get the aggression out of me. I’m off to the gym to go pull a muscle by trying to do too much.

I’m thoroughly pissed off right now with my housemate. To cut a long story short, he’s said he’s moving out, and has told our landlord as such. The landlord has responded by saying that he expects my notice too, which means I’m homeless as of April 9th.

I’m thinking of moving in with him and another mate, but it involves going to a completely different area of London that I simply don’t know at all. I’m not thrilled about having a 3-person place rather than our current 2-person flat, and I don’t know the other guy all that well either.

I genuinely like my flat, its location, and my route to/from work. It’s easy, and it’s home. I moved into this place with the specific intention of living here for 2-3 years. I’ve moved on average every 9 months for the last 5 years, and just wanted to settle in a place. Should I move out of this flat, and into a new one with my housemate and another guy, I don’t foresee it being for much longer than 12 months, which kind of defeats the point.

Yes, it’ll be closer to a few mates, but it’s also further away from others. You can’t win them all.

I’ve got to sit down and have a serious think about the whole situation tonight. Either I find a new housemate in the next 10 days to move in as of April 9th, or I make the decision to move out.

And before anyone asks, myself and the girlfriend are definitely not yet at the stage of moving in together, something which I made (I hope) clear to her over the weekend.

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