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Not content with having only just recently booked a week in Dubrovnik, Croatia, the girlfriend and I already have another one booked in. This one’s with my family, at a villa in Tuscany for a week in September.

My mum’s been rabbiting on about doing a “family holiday” for a while now, as both my sister and I have left home and we don’t really do much as a foursome any more. The occasions when all four of us are in the same place at the same time are becoming ever less frequent, and the last time all four of us went on holiday was at Christmas 2004, when they came to the town in Germany where I lived.

Being my mum, she wanted everything sorted as early as possible, and after umpteen phone calls to me to check every last detail, she booked it over the weekend. I sort of agreed blindly, but today she sent me a link to the villa we’ll be staying in, which looks very nice indeed.

The idea of a week with my parents is a touch unnerving, but at least we’ll have two cars, so the girlfriend and I (and maybe my sister) can head off to do our own thing on a few days. I really want to take the girlfriend to Florence, just over an hour away, because it’s gorgeous and also because I really want to see Michelangelo’s David again. It’s the only piece of art which I’ve really been absolutely stunned by, and it’s worth the drive.

Not content with having only just recently booked a week in Dubrovnik, Croatia, the girlfriend and I already have another one booked in. This one’s with my family, at a villa in Tuscany for a week in September.

My mum’s been rabbiting on about doing a “family holiday” for a while now, as both my sister and I have left home and we don’t really do much as a foursome any more. The occasions when all four of us are in the same place at the same time are becoming ever less frequent, and the last time all four of us went on holiday was at Christmas 2004, when they came to the town in Germany where I lived.

Being my mum, she wanted everything sorted as early as possible, and after umpteen phone calls to me to check every last detail, she booked it over the weekend. I sort of agreed blindly, but today she sent me a link to the villa we’ll be staying in, which looks very nice indeed.

The idea of a week with my parents is a touch unnerving, but at least we’ll have two cars, so the girlfriend and I (and maybe my sister) can head off to do our own thing on a few days. I really want to take the girlfriend to Florence, just over an hour away, because it’s gorgeous and also because I really want to see Michelangelo’s David again. It’s the only piece of art which I’ve really been absolutely stunned by, and it’s worth the drive.

About the same time that the first figure was placed atop a four-story building at 25th Street and Fifth Avenue on Tuesday, the Police Department issued a statement reassuring New Yorkers that the figures are not despondent people on the verge of leaping to their deaths.

The NY Times on Antony Gormley’s new outdoors exhibition and the police reaction to the lifelike figures being placed atop buildings.

The installation should be complete by 26th March, but there’s already a couple in place near Madison Square. One in particular should be easy to spot, right in front of the Flatiron Building. A small gallery is up at the Guardian.

I went to see the Banksy film ‘Exit Through The Gift Shop’ last Thursday, in one of the most random locations (OK, the most) that I’ve ever watched a film in. It was in the tunnels underneath Waterloo station, halfway along a longer tunnel that was utterly covered in graffiti and through a non-descript door. Handily, a red carpet was painted onto the floor to guide you in…

There were a couple of pieces of art in the foyer bit, as well as a distorted ice-cream van selling the drinks and snacks. One bottle of red wine for two, cheers!

The cinema section was in one of the tunnels, with some raised seating, I guess for a total of about 130 people for each screening. It reminded me so much of some of the venues I went to over the last two summers in Edinburgh, where they convert just about every single space into a theatre or performance area.

It was a bit more professional that that, with banked (comfortable) seating, but every few minutes you could hear the rumble of trains overhead. It probably didn’t help that we were towards the back and thus close to the roof.

The venue was like this because it was a special preview event ahead of an eventual wider release in normal cinemas. As such, it seemed to be pretty dedicated Banksy fans in attendance, and a few journalists, who were making notes around me.

Anyways, the film: I was impressed, but not overwhelmed. The film is definitely in two parts, and the first one is the stronger by a long, long way.

First thing’s first: this film will not tell you who Banksy is. He’s on screen, but you don’t see his face, and his identity isn’t revealed at all. His voice is distorted, although the strong accent comes through. He’s constantly shot in the dark, almost in silhouette, and any other footage of him has his face blurred out.

Hell, I think the talking head/interview parts with him are probably a fake anyway, just Banksy messing with us once more.

Instead of Banksy, the film concentrates on a French guy called Thierry, who lives in Los Angeles, and videos absolutely everything around him. He eventually gets involved with the street art scene, and accompanies loads of different artists as they go out in the dead of night to put their art up on buildings, walls, roads, and whatnot.

Most of this footage is from the early ’00s, when people like Shepard Fairey (he of the Obama poster fame) were big on the scene, and being French he had good access to a guy called Invader, who does those Space Invader mosaics everywhere. But what Thierry really wanted was to get Banksy.

Without spoiling anything, of course he gets to meet him, and eventually gets accepted into Banksy’s inner circle, documenting his preparations and installations. This includes works in London, and then a load more in Los Angeles, culminating in Banksy’s big show there a few years ago.

One amusing aside: Banksy’s utter refusal to pronounce Thierry’s name in anything other than the classically English style of “Terry”. Very funny.

This is all within the first half of the film, and is definitely the most interesting. The artists themselves are engaging, and Thierry is utterly mesmerising, if a little mad. It’s great to hear him talk with such enthusiasm about the artists and their methods, and how he loved to just tag along (ha, “tag”!) with them on their escapades.

You’re not watching Thierry’s documentary (believe me, you don’t want to), but it is a pretty solid overview of the street art scene over the last decade, culminating in its crossover to the mainstream. I was thoroughly impressed.

Where things start to unravel though, is the second half. Cue the:

SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!

I can’t really think of how to say why the second half is weaker without spoiling the plot somewhat. Yes, there is a plot, even though it’s a documentary. Dare I say mockumentary? Anyways, spoilers from here on out.

After making his (frankly terrible) film, and showing it to Banksy, Thierry starts to believe that he can become an artist in his own right, rather than just the documenter of it all. Starting small, with stickersof a stylised icon of himself, in the style of Shepard Fairey, he quickly graduates to much larger posters, and from there it’s onwards and upwards.

But rather than spending years and years on the streets, Thierry wants to jump straight to a huge installation and gallery, just like Banksy’s LA show. The documentary thus moves to following him, rather than vice-versa.

Becoming ever more megalomaniac, and believing in his own hype, somehow Thierry (now calling himself Mr Brainwash) manages to get LA Weekly to cover the opening of his show and build the anticipation.

Whilst still in preparation for the show, art buyers are calling him to pre-purchase, and he just plucks numbers out of the air ($18,000, $30,000) for each piece. Oh, and these pieces are pretty much factory-produced by a relative army of assistants.

What’s amazing about the art, is just how much of a rip-off of all these other street artists it is. Banksy, Fairey, and loads of others all comment on this during the documentary, and it really isn’t even derivative. It’s just the same fucking stuff.

Anyways, the hype machine rolls on, and soon there are huge queues ahead of the show’s opening. We then see loads of mini-interviews with attendees, saying that Mr Brainwash is amazing, the next best thing in art, and ya’know like totally original in what he’s saying about he world around us.

The film closes with Banksy bemoaning the fact that he’s created a monster, amazed at how Mr Brainwash can be so feted without any talent at all. He says that this caused him to make this film, from Thierry’s footage.

What I was left with, however, was the distinct sensation that it’s all one big joke, Mr Brainwash. Thierry only starts making art after he’s come into contact with Banksy, and got into his inner circle.

I left the cinema thinking that Mr Brainwash was a long-term project by Banksy, acting through the proxy of Thierry to show how the art world can be utterly vapid and a slave to publicity. This makes the whole second half of the film a mockumentary of sorts, as I mentioned above.

You can see how he’s picked out the gallery attendees who have said the most nonsensical things to camera, and have utterly bought into the hype. Banksy is mocking these people, is mocking the art establishment for paying such ridiculous sums for art, whoever it is by.

I appreciate what he’s trying to do, but it just didn’t grab me as much as the first half, the true documentary, did. That was genuinely interesting, with great characters and settings. The second half left a bad taste in the mouth regarding Thierry’s change in personality. Originally, he was a bumbling, clumsy, excitable, idiot, but by the end of the film he was just another art twat.

It wasn’t a journey that I particularly enjoyed.

END OF SPOILERS. END OF SPOILERS. END OF SPOILERS.

Overall, the film was worth seeing, if only for the first half and all of the behind-the-scenes looks at the street art field. The methods these artists employ to get their pieces out there, and some of the daring-do to get up on roofs and out of windows, are a joy to behold, as is Thierry’s incessant use of the question “Why?”.

If you subscribe to the idea of the art world being a bit pretentious and pointless, you’ll like the sentiment behind the second half of the film too. I do agree with it, but can’t help but feel that it could’ve been done better.

Go see it, it’s a solid film and a bit of a different documentary from the norm. Is it stunning? No, but it is good.

Just be glad this wasn’t Thierry’s original film, is all I’ll say.


  
    BANKSY CREATES UNDERGROUND CINEMA TO SCREEN EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP
    
    After creating a serious amount of hooha at Sundance with his film Exit Through the Gift Shop, British graffiti artist Banksy kept the momentum going for the London premiere yesterday by deciding to forgo the usual glitzy Leicester Square cinemas and instead creating his own cinema to introduce British audiences to the film.
    
    Exit Through the Gift Shop will be screened until March 4th in a purpose-built cinema in a tunnel below Waterloo Station. Hailed as “London’s newest, darkest and dirtiest purpose-built cinema” the venue includes a popcorn stall, lounge bar, and “stunning” temporary toilet facilities.
    
    After the premiere yesterday the audience members were presented with tins of spray paint as they left the cinema, which is located in an authorised graffiti area. At the entrance billboards read “No sexism, no racism, no adverts,” and “You don’t have to be a gangster to paint here, so please don’t behave like one.”
    
    (Read full article on The Documentary Blog)
  
  
  Yeah, like Banksy would have held a premier the conventional way. Man I wish I was in London, more specifically, sitting in a comfy theater seat under the Waterloo Station right now.
  
  brieflynoted


Wow, somehow this passed me by and I almost missed it. I read loads about his shenanigans at Sundance, and made a mental note to catch this film when it came out over here, but hadn’t heard anything since.

Thanks to Erin for pointing it out, and now I’ve got two tickets to go see it on Thursday evening. Result! I’m suddenly very excited about this, considering I didn’t know about it 10 minutes ago.

I’ve got the Banksy book, which is pretty funny, and I used to see loads of his little bits and pieces around my old office in Clerkenwell, as well as in Camden and so on. I spotted something near my new office a while back which I thought might be his too.

Anyway, Londoners: tickets are still available for a few showings. I’m going at 6.30 on Thursday.

BANKSY CREATES UNDERGROUND CINEMA TO SCREEN EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

After creating a serious amount of hooha at Sundance with his film Exit Through the Gift Shop, British graffiti artist Banksy kept the momentum going for the London premiere yesterday by deciding to forgo the usual glitzy Leicester Square cinemas and instead creating his own cinema to introduce British audiences to the film.

Exit Through the Gift Shop will be screened until March 4th in a purpose-built cinema in a tunnel below Waterloo Station. Hailed as “London’s newest, darkest and dirtiest purpose-built cinema” the venue includes a popcorn stall, lounge bar, and “stunning” temporary toilet facilities.

After the premiere yesterday the audience members were presented with tins of spray paint as they left the cinema, which is located in an authorised graffiti area. At the entrance billboards read “No sexism, no racism, no adverts,” and “You don’t have to be a gangster to paint here, so please don’t behave like one.”

(Read full article on The Documentary Blog)

Yeah, like Banksy would have held a premier the conventional way. Man I wish I was in London, more specifically, sitting in a comfy theater seat under the Waterloo Station right now.

brieflynoted

Wow, somehow this passed me by and I almost missed it. I read loads about his shenanigans at Sundance, and made a mental note to catch this film when it came out over here, but hadn’t heard anything since.

Thanks to Erin for pointing it out, and now I’ve got two tickets to go see it on Thursday evening. Result! I’m suddenly very excited about this, considering I didn’t know about it 10 minutes ago.

I’ve got the Banksy book, which is pretty funny, and I used to see loads of his little bits and pieces around my old office in Clerkenwell, as well as in Camden and so on. I spotted something near my new office a while back which I thought might be his too.

Anyway, Londoners: tickets are still available for a few showings. I’m going at 6.30 on Thursday.


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I tried putting a Post-It note over the offending part of her anatomy, but that wasn’t good enough apparently.

OK, it’s a bit of a non-story, some manufactured spluttering from the Daily Mail directed towards the BBC, but I loved this quote. Apparently, the director of some antiques TV show wanted a painting moved so as not to show a nipple on screen, even if it’s a centuries-old nipple in oil on canvas, in the background of the shot.

It amused me that the thought of putting a post-it note on it even occurred to the owner of the antiques shop in question. I think all paintings of this ilk need post-it notes for sensitive eyes…

I’m off to the Edinburgh Festival with the girlfriend tomorrow, and am already in holiday mode. We’re only there for a long weekend, like we did last year, but it looks like it’s going to be pretty hectic.

Since the festival started last week, we’ve been keeping track of reviews and the general buzz on places like Twitter, and put together a little list of things we’d like to see if we can. Unfortunately, with us being idiots, we didn’t get round to actually booking a few things until today, so a couple were already sold out. We might be able to get some last-minute tickets at the venue, if we’re lucky.

Last year, we did a hell of a lot of comedy shows, so this year we’re leaning a bit more towards some theatre. But I’ve still managed to squeeze in a few comedians too.

As it happens, the money I get refunded from my Michael Jackson tickets is actually paying for all of these shows, so I get an entire weekend’s worth of entertainment rather than a couple of hours. Win!

Anyways, these are the shows I’ll be seeing in the evenings over this weekend. I figured that we’d find other stuff during the day, ideally as part of the Free Festival.

  • Friday

  • Beachy Head - A play about a pathologist who examines the bodies of people who jump from the notorious suicide hotspot. It got a solid review in the Guardian this week.

  • Matt Green - A comedian, seemed to be getting half-decent ratings on Twitter, and I think I read a review elsewhere too.

  • One Man Lord Of The Rings - A play, I suppose, probably similar to the Reduced Shakespeare Company. I’m just about finished reading the book, so it took my fancy.

  • Bongo Club Cabaret - I’ve got absolutely no idea about this one; the girlfriend put it at the top of her list.

  • Saturday

  • Wil Hodgson - A comedian who comes from the same part of the world as me. I meant to go see him last year but never got round to it.

  • Dan Atkinson - Another stand-up, pretty mad but very funny. Saw him last year.

  • Sunday

  • Brian Gittins - He’s doing a character comedy piece that picked up solid reviews on the opening weekend.

  • Lucy Porter - I hear very good things about her, and in her brief TV appearances she’s pretty funny.

  • Stephen K Amos - One of my favourite comedians, and I’m really looking forward to this. He was great last year.

  • The Improverts - Sketch comedy, got good reviews all week long. Doesn’t start until after midnight, so I’m sure we and the rest of the audience will be well-oiled…

The rest of the time, we’ll be playing it by ear, picking random things and seeing what just falls into our laps. Some of the best stuff last year was chosen entirely at random, and was dirt cheap too. And I’m sure we’ll see some rubbish too; it’s inevitable that some things will be pretty crap. Such is the way of the festival!

I met a friend after work yesterday, and rather than doing our usual thing of just finding a bar and shooting the shit over a few drinks, we decided to do something a bit different. We ended up in Vibe Bar on Brick Lane, where there was a small art gallery opening, where we, erm, shot the shit over a few drinks.

The exhibition itself was tiny, to be honest, but pretty cool. I especially liked this one print/painting which was a view directly upwards from right underneath an electricity pylon, mainly because of the geometric symmetry. I’m a bit of a mathematician at heart, and in art especially I really like lots of straight lines and shapes.

There was also a cool painting of a heart, as in the organ not a logo. I’m not sure if I could cope with that on my wall 24/7 though…

It was good to see my friend, who I met when we were both studying Germany a few years ago. Despite us both living in London nowadays, we don’t see enough of each other. She hasn’t even met the girlfriend, which is crazy because we’ve been together nearly two years now (which in itself is crazy). Hopefully we’ll remedy that situation next month.

And I did enjoy going somewhere a bit different too. I seem to always end up in Covent Garden to meet people, because it’s near my office. But I’ve done the pubs and bars there to death, and it’s getting a bit boring now.

Having said that, I’ve been to Brick Lane loads of times, and have probably eaten in half of the curryhouses on the street. Usually with a good few beers in me first!

I have offended God and mankind because my work didn’t reach the quality it should have.

Leonardo da Vinci, via today’s QOTD email.

I’m amazed at the humility da Vinci shows here. Here is a man that possessed probably the most artistically brilliant mind that the world has ever seen (not to mention an incredible intellect to boot), and yet he’s self-critical to this extent.

Makes me feel very small.


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Blackfriars Tube station is closing on Monday for at least two years as part of the reconstruction of the whole Blackfriars rail and Tube complex.

This week, I noticed that they have already started to prepare for the closure by removing a lot of the poster holders on the platforms and stairwells. This has exposed a lot of older posters that were just affixed to the walls rather than their successors which had their own cases.

The one that caught my eye was an advert for Lethal Weapon 4, which arrived in British cinemas in 1998, according to the IMDB.

This date seems to match other posters newly uncovered: there was an exhibition of Native American culture at the Barbican Gallery that autumn, a new season of the English National Ballet over winter 1998/1999, and various other exhibitions too.

I also liked a few of the non-arts adverts, including one for Abbey National, and a gloriously ancient-looking ad for a ‘Desktop Publishing Centre’. It’s amazing how much advertising has changed in a decade.

Finally, it was a touch haunting to see the outline of a recently removed poster holder, which is the photo above. Similarly, it’s a shame to see the shops on the platform closed up already.

If you want to see a ghost station, Sunday Friday is the last day on which Blackfriars Tube will be open. [EDIT: Thanks to Edward in the comments below for pointing out that the station wouldn’t be open this weekend because that part of the line is closed]

(photo via my Flickr)

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Blackfriars Tube station is closing on Monday for at least two years as part of the reconstruction of the whole Blackfriars rail and Tube complex.

This week, I noticed that they have already started to prepare for the closure by removing a lot of the poster holders on the platforms and stairwells. This has exposed a lot of older posters that were just affixed to the walls rather than their successors which had their own cases.

The one that caught my eye was an advert for Lethal Weapon 4, which arrived in British cinemas in 1998, according to the IMDB.

This date seems to match other posters newly uncovered: there was an exhibition of Native American culture at the Barbican Gallery that autumn, a new season of the English National Ballet over winter 1998/1999, and various other exhibitions too.

I also liked a few of the non-arts adverts, including one for Abbey National, and a gloriously ancient-looking ad for a ‘Desktop Publishing Centre’. It’s amazing how much advertising has changed in a decade.

Finally, it was a touch haunting to see the outline of a recently removed poster holder, which is the photo above. Similarly, it’s a shame to see the shops on the platform closed up already.

If you want to see a ghost station, Sunday Friday is the last day on which Blackfriars Tube will be open. [EDIT: Thanks to Edward in the comments below for pointing out that the station wouldn’t be open this weekend because that part of the line is closed]

(photo via my Flickr)


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