Late-Night Tales
- Me: [We were lying in bed, face to face and very close]
- Her: We could have a nose swordfight
- Me: [30 seconds of muffled mirth and laughter]
- Me: That's possibly the funniest thing anyone has ever said to me in bed.
- Me: Sort of "parry, parry, thrust"?
- Her: Thrusting too hard could end in tears
- Me: [Trying not to laugh really loudly]
- Me: I really hope they didn't hear that on the other side of this wall.
