Jennifer Anniston to make a last-minute decision to attend the wedding, and then Ross Schwimmer to say her name by mistake at the altar.
At least, that’s my prediction.
True Steppers - Out Of Your Mind Ft. Victoria Beckham and Dane Bowers
(via DayDreamy90 on Youtube)
Remember when Victoria Beckham tried to have a solo pop career? Yeah, I think we can safely say that was a mistake. Her voice is just awful, even with all of the editing in post-production.
Anyway, those were the days…
03.02.10
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Things I care less about than Jordan and Peter Andre:
- Jordan and Alex motherfucking Reid.
The word “non-entities” does not even begin to describe…
Writing about Brass Eye a few minutes ago reminded me of this clip, which I just showed to the girlfriend in order to educate her about the brilliance of Brass Eye. It’s from the Drugs episode, and it shows how celebrities, and even a freakin’ Member of Parliament can be duped into doing material for an anti-drug campaigns.
Cake, you see, is a “made-up drug”. This didn’t stop the great and good from preaching to us about its dangers and effects, and the MP even went so far as to bring it up in Parliament! Epic win.
Oh, and this is nothing when compared to the similar tactic used in the Paedophile episode, which got one celebrity to state to camera that the average paedophile has more DNA in common “with a crab, than with you or I”. Utter, utter genius.
18.01.10
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Seriously, just look at her. Utterly stunning.
![Christina Hendricks is probably the most beautiful woman on TV right now. I am utterly, utterly infatuated with her.
[Fights urge to make Golden Globes joke.]](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwf4868lGU1qz6jquo1_500.jpg)
Christina Hendricks is probably the most beautiful woman on TV right now. I am utterly, utterly infatuated with her.
[Fights urge to make Golden Globes joke.]
Whatever happened to Busta Rhymes?
Things I did not know until a few minutes ago: Conan O’Brien wrote the monorail episode of the Simpsons.
Day FOUR of Jordan’s continued residency on the front page of the Daily Star, despite not actually doing anything at all.
See yesterday’s post for Mon-Weds.
06.01.10
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Celebrity Big Brother started on Sunday night, with the usual cross-section of fading and forgotten film- (a Baldwin, I forget which one), TV- (some actress from Coronation St), and pop-stars (Dane Bowers, Sisqo), along with some complete non-entities who are only semi-famous because of their bedroom antics. Oh, and a total legend in Vinnie Jones.
A couple of the housemates have connections to big-boobed fame-whore Jordan, which means that the Daily Star can have her (or at least her name) on the front page every single day for the duration of the show, despite her not being anywhere near the TV show or doing anything newsworthy at all.
And it’s not like these “news” stories need to be about actual facts at all. The Daily Star has a history of, you know, just making shit up, especially about Jordan. They were recently censured by the PCC for a story published (on the front page, of course!) last summer that claimed Jordan was pregnant. She wasn’t.
During the launch show on Sunday night (yes, I watched it), after the two guys connected with Jordan were announced, I said to the girlfriend “Right, that’s the Daily Star’s front page sorted for the next fortnight”.
And, wouldn’t you just know it, three days into Celebrity Big Brother and the lead story on the Daily Star’s front page each day has prominently featured Jordan.
Newspapers are so predictable sometimes…
EDIT: Now including Thursday-Saturday’s papers as well.
