Resurrecting an old joke
- The Girlfriend: do you want me to get you anything from ASDA?
- Me: narwhal tusk
- Me: creme egg
- The Girlfriend: realistic things
- Me: A creme egg IS realistic!
- See Also: http://blog.gooneruk.com/post/90058878/a-narwhal-is-quickly-becoming-my-stock-answer-for

