I know she’s famous for absolutely fuck all other than releasing a video of herself fucking, but Kim Kardashian really is a good-looking woman. Yes, she’s in a ridiculous amount of make-up here, but that is also a ridiculous, ridiculous body that she possesses.
(Photo via Kardashian’s Twitter)
Kim Kardashian really does have an insane body. Wow.
That reminds me, I haven’t had a hot cross bun yet today.
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Things that got me through my workout at lunchtime today:
A Prodigy megamix, which may or may not have been The Dirtchamber Sessions.
The thought of a pulled pork sandwich immediately afterwards (which actually wasn’t particularly brilliant. We need a Brother Jimmy’s over here, stat!).
The realisation that Tuesday lunchtime is evidently “Ladies Day” in the gym, judging by the ratio of women to men. Hurrah!
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Seriously, just look at her. Utterly stunning.
![Christina Hendricks is probably the most beautiful woman on TV right now. I am utterly, utterly infatuated with her.
[Fights urge to make Golden Globes joke.]](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwf4868lGU1qz6jquo1_500.jpg)
Christina Hendricks is probably the most beautiful woman on TV right now. I am utterly, utterly infatuated with her.
[Fights urge to make Golden Globes joke.]
The two women sat in front of me at the football last night were wearing matching hats.
This can mean one of two things: they are either a) sisters, or b) lesbians. Those are the only possibilities.
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The publications we have delivered to the house:
Private Eye: fortnightly politics and media news and satire. Probably the best magazine in Britain, I reckon.
The Economist: weekly politics and business news and opinion. A lot of text to get through each week, but also very informative.
The Zimbabwean: an alternative newspaper about Zimbabwe which aims to tell the real truth about Mugabe and what is happening in the country. It’s British-based, but for every subscription they have, they are able to print more copies in South Africa and get them into Zim, where they are sold at a dirt-cheap level. Highly worthwhile cause, and it’s amazing how passionate the editor and main writers are. The girlfriend writes for it occasionally too.
Bravissimo: quarterly lingerie catalogue for the larger-chested lady. It just happens to be lying around our living room from time to time…
Ladies, a word of advice:
If you’re wearing a knee-length skirt with one of those splits on the back, don’t bend right over to pick something out of your bag by your feet. That split rides up a lot higher than you think it does, believe me.
This advice brought to you by the sights you see as you walk along the platform at Putney station on a Monday morning.
