Noraleah’s post about a TV documentary called ‘Fat Girls and Feeders’ reminded me of this website, which spoofs the titles of various “documentaries” to be found on the schedules of Channel 5 here in the UK. ‘Fat Girls and Feeders’ was actually on Channel 4, however, as part of their passing fascination with morbidly obese Americans a couple of years ago. But the point remains that we have some ridiculously-titled programmes on TV, of which the spoof ones generated here are only slightly distant from the real ones. Examples: The Man Who Hated The Horse That Hated The Child Who Hated The Woman Who Died In The Park The Girl With Five Problems The Dog That Was Sick All Over The Sahara Desert The Photocopier That Had No Brain The Woman With A Hundred Bottoms And yes, I’ve noticed that I’d posted about this before. Sod it, it’s still funny. As is the Daily Mail headline generator: ‘WILL FACEBOOK TURN THE MEMORY OF DIANA GAY?’.
The Channel 5 TV Documentary Title Generator
Important question: is cheese better eaten hot or cold?
I need a suggestion for lunch (and I had a burrito yesterday, so not that).
Or, just ask me anything, really.
You know you’ve bought food from Marks & Spencer when the instructions can’t just say “put” or “place” onto a baking tray. Nope, they just have to go with “decant”.
Seriously.
Rather shamefully, I’ve only just noticed that it’s British Pie Week this week. I think this needs to be remedied by having a pie as soon as possible!
Mmmm, pie……..
It was at that moment that I learned to respect mustard
Me, telling Vicky my mustard story. It really isn’t that thrilling, to be honest.
Resurrecting an old joke
- The Girlfriend: do you want me to get you anything from ASDA?
- Me: narwhal tusk
- Me: creme egg
- The Girlfriend: realistic things
- Me: A creme egg IS realistic!
- See Also: http://blog.gooneruk.com/post/90058878/a-narwhal-is-quickly-becoming-my-stock-answer-for
I’m amused that Sainsbury’s considers “sauce” as one of the food groups…
