Rob, Rambling - A lot of things interest me...

No. 3: lady sits in front of the camera, opens her legs, and then squeezes out an entire mini rugby ball. Funniest thing ever.

Text sent by me to the friend from last night.

We were talking about the funniest things we’d ever seen in porn, and I had three things in mind, but in the process of explaining the first two I somehow completely forgot the third. I remembered it just now and so had to send her this. Hopefully she’ll know the context.

For the record, the first two were CakeFarts.com and a man fucking a chicken. Utterly, utterly ridiculous.

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Londoner, thinking and writing far too much about far too many random things. Wannabe photo-/videographer of my life. More likely to be found propping up a bar somewhere.

I also write about football.

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