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I’m just watching last night’s Daily Show, and yet again I’m in awe of the way this programme tears apart the hypocrisies present in the media nowadays.

Jon Stewart destroys Fox News’ midday host Megyn Kelly and her one-sided portrayal of what is supposedly “fair and balanced” news. It was stunning how unfairly the “news” is actually broadcast. Is it really “fair and balanced” to only pick four random members of the public who all (coincidentally!) were against the healthcare bill?

Is it fuck.

There’s a great little montage of talking heads who all use the phrase “cram down the throats” of the American public, in terms of the healthcare bill, and then Stewart just rips apart Fox’s reliance on polls which support its position, whilst handily ignoring those that disagree.

Kelly is particularly in favour, it seems, of quoting poll numbers at those who disagree with her/Fox News. Well, until the final clip, which shows her in October 2008, discussing the latest polls which put Obama well ahead of McCain. Her opinion? To paraphrase, “we shouldn’t trust polls and pollsters anyway.”

The hypocrisy is just mind-blowing, and I don’t see how anyone can not notice it.

The Daily Star

The Daily Star

The Sun

The Sun

Just to illustrate the complete nonsense that is the fashion of slapping ‘Exclusive’ onto a newspaper story, both the Sun and the Star had that word on their identical front-page stories today.

As it happens, the Star is actually a bit more forthcoming about what happened. In their story, they say that Cole shouted at fans from a balcony at the clinic in France where he is receiving treatment for a broken ankle. The entire story is based around a single quote, one paragraph in length.

The Sun, however, uses the same quote, but nonsensically claims that he was “telling The Sun”. Using the word ‘exclusive’ also makes it sound like they got a sit-down interview, something you can tell they didn’t by the lack of any other fresh material/quotes later in the article.

Well, save for the obligatory “source” who says something that sounds exactly like what the writer wanted to hear. Funny coincidence, that.

‘Backlash over BBC coverage of Tiger’s apology,’ said the Daily Mail, reporting that the corporation faced ‘fresh accusations of dumbing down’ after it led with the golfer’s apology as the top story on the same day that 1,600 workers lost their jobs as the north-east’s last steel plant shut down. But which paper put Woods on its front page – ‘Tiger’s mother forgives him, but where is Elin?’ – and relegated the steel factory story to page 10? Step forward … the Daily Mail.

Media Monkey’s Diary.

Ah, there’s nothing quite like a bit of hypocrisy to start the week. Classic Daily Fail.

Now, there’s nothing I love more than some absolutely rank hypocrisy from those who we elect to govern us. One of the news stories that caught my eye today involved Birmingham City Council making 2,000 workers redundant in an effort to balance the books.

This is despite saying in October last year that only 800 jobs would be lost, and that these would be through natural wastage, not redundancies. Of course, the latest news is that voluntary redundancies will be a big part of the 2,000 jobs to go.

It got me thinking about whether those at the top of Birmingham council are planning to undergo similar financial hardships this year, as a sign of solidarity with their underlings.

A little investigation later, and it turns out that council leader Mike Whitby and his fellow councillors aren’t exactly in step with their comrades.

Last June, Whitby and three other senior councillors awarded themselves an extra £15,000 for attending a few more meetings each year. Previously, attendance at these meetings came with no extra salary.

A mere two weeks ago, Whitby joined the board of the Birmingham Chamber of Commerce, which I’m pretty certain isn’t an unpaid role.

I hate to link to the Taxpayers’ Alliance, despite their well-placed apostrophe, but in June they looked at Chief Executive Stephen Hughes’ pay packet: a whopping £200,000+ per year. This is as a result of an 18.2% pay rise over two years, way, way above the inflation rate. Not exactly a minuscule salary, is it?

To cap it all, the council’s auditors have refused to sign off on the 2008/9 accounts, citing a number of shortfalls in the budget. Most notably, the council claims that their property assets amount to £6.6 billion, whereas the auditors value them at £5.5 billion.

This has lead to a “black hole” in the council’s finances of around £60 million, resulting in the job cuts.

There’s been no statement from either of these senior councillors that they will take any pay cuts or forgo bonuses because of the perilous state of Birmingham’s finances. No doubt they’ll quietly award themselves various bonuses for meeting targets…

Outrage at Grazia magazine after an intern who was sent out regularly to buy skinny lattes for the beauty desk announced at the end of her stint on the mag that she had in fact been buying them all full-fat ones.

MediaMonkey.

Genius.

  • 14th December: Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer says that it will maintain its relationship with Tiger Woods, as his non-sporting affairs are “not our business”.

  • 18th December: Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer says that it will no longer use Tiger Woods in its advertising in the US.

Also known as “Well, this news story lasted a lot longer than we thought it would”…

Piece of shit hypocrites.

EDIT: Heh, just noticed that I wrote “non-sporting affairs”. Oops.

I think I’ve done everyone a favour.

Simon Cowell, responding to criticism that his X Factor and Pop Idol shows have lead to a series of bland, poor Christmas Number One singles.

He says that the years of novelty Christmas singles reaching the top of the charts in that week were “a tradition of quite horrible songs”, and that the music his shows promote is much better.

Far be it from me to point out rank hypocrisy (oh who am I kidding? I fucking love pointing out rank hypocrisy!), but this is more than a little rich coming from the man who was responsible for:

  • The Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh

  • Zig & Zag - Dem Girls

  • The World Wrestling Federation - Slam Jam

  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Official Single [Big bonus points for creativity in naming that song…]

How the fuck can he sit there and say that he has “done everyone a favour” in moving away from this type of song at Christmas, when he was fucking responsible for the existence of some of the worst travesties in the history of music throughout the 90s?!?!

Gah!

And it’s not as if there’s much variation in the music his shows put out nowadays. As the Times article linked to above points out, the latest winner’s “pop-cultural usefulness will span all the way from singing ‘sad’ ballads to singing ‘reflective’ ballads”, no doubt with the odd power chorus thrown in.

It’s aiming for the middle of the road, trying to be bland, non-offensive, and featureless, so as not to reduce its appeal to any group at all. The power that the X-Factor has over the British music industry is worrying, particularly for any up-and-coming singer-songwriters, as this show (and its brethren) has reduced pop music to cover versions, to a motherfucking karaoke contest.

And in the middle of it is this hypocritical fuck, raking in the millions and falling in love with his ego so much that he’s prepared to re-write history should it so suit him.

And that’s really, really depressing.


  The swine flu pandemic is “considerably less lethal” than feared, chief medical officer Sir Liam Donaldson says. BBC News


Remember how swine flu was going to kill us all, and that it was probably the most lethal disease since smallpox (TM the fearmongering media)? Back in early July, you couldn’t move for newspaper front pages heralding the coming of the apocalypse in form of a slight mutation of the seasonal flu virus.

I wrote a shitload of posts on it at the time, generally critical of the media’s reaction to the disease and highlighting the fact that it was no worse than any other year’s seasonal flu. A particular bugbear for me was the fact that curable and preventable diseases such as malaria, which kill many thousands times more each year, are not covered by the media at all.

“[I]t’s a tragedy that there were a couple of deaths related to swine flu yesterday here in the UK, but does it really need frontpage treatment from practically every newspaper today?”, I wrote in July, accompanying a graph which showed that there had been an ever so slight spike of flu-like symptoms reported to doctors. Somehow, this slight upturn was frontpage news.

Today’s graph is a lot more interesting. Yes, there were a few deaths in July as the new strain of flu hit British shores, and it has been relatively constant since then. But there was a big, big upswing in November.

Look at the graph: in the first 5 months of H1N1 in Britain, we had around 135 deaths. In November alone, there were around 120.

How is this not fucking news?!?!?! If every single individual death in July merited days on end of front page media coverage and speculation (although when these deaths were subsequently proven to be unrelated to swine flu, the coverage only hit page eleventy…), how come an average of four deaths a day generated no coverage whatsoever?!

I’m a media fiend; I read ridiculous amounts of news every day across most of the British newspaper and BBC websites, yet I genuinely cannot remember a mention of swine flu at all over the last few months. And yet the death rate has soared, in relative terms.

It’s a beautiful, beautiful example of a news cycle at work. Swine flu was a big story in July. Now, when it is actually more prevalent and seemingly having a greater effect, newspapers don’t care. And why don’t they care?

It’s because the other newspapers and media don’t care. All it will take is one front page on the Sun or the Daily Mail and swine flu will be back on the agenda for all media.

And that’s what is depressing. The media has such power to whip up the public into a storm about something relatively minor (see also: Madeline McCann), yet nobody holds them to account later on when they are either wrong or simply ignoring news.

Swine flu was never going to be a big story, was never going to be the world-changing and potentially society-altering disease to end all diseases. But we allowed the media to get away with weeks on end of scare-mongering and sensationalism, yet when they ignore the story later we also let them get away with it.

Yes, I’m ranting once more, but I’m genuinely appalled about how the media is able to shape the public’s opinion so easily and without a sense of moral duty. It’s a money-making enterprise, after all, and following the herd is a lot easier and a lot more profitable than actually fighting the good fight.

The swine flu pandemic is “considerably less lethal” than feared, chief medical officer Sir Liam Donaldson says. BBC News

Remember how swine flu was going to kill us all, and that it was probably the most lethal disease since smallpox (TM the fearmongering media)? Back in early July, you couldn’t move for newspaper front pages heralding the coming of the apocalypse in form of a slight mutation of the seasonal flu virus.

I wrote a shitload of posts on it at the time, generally critical of the media’s reaction to the disease and highlighting the fact that it was no worse than any other year’s seasonal flu. A particular bugbear for me was the fact that curable and preventable diseases such as malaria, which kill many thousands times more each year, are not covered by the media at all.

“[I]t’s a tragedy that there were a couple of deaths related to swine flu yesterday here in the UK, but does it really need frontpage treatment from practically every newspaper today?”, I wrote in July, accompanying a graph which showed that there had been an ever so slight spike of flu-like symptoms reported to doctors. Somehow, this slight upturn was frontpage news.

Today’s graph is a lot more interesting. Yes, there were a few deaths in July as the new strain of flu hit British shores, and it has been relatively constant since then. But there was a big, big upswing in November.

Look at the graph: in the first 5 months of H1N1 in Britain, we had around 135 deaths. In November alone, there were around 120.

How is this not fucking news?!?!?! If every single individual death in July merited days on end of front page media coverage and speculation (although when these deaths were subsequently proven to be unrelated to swine flu, the coverage only hit page eleventy…), how come an average of four deaths a day generated no coverage whatsoever?!

I’m a media fiend; I read ridiculous amounts of news every day across most of the British newspaper and BBC websites, yet I genuinely cannot remember a mention of swine flu at all over the last few months. And yet the death rate has soared, in relative terms.

It’s a beautiful, beautiful example of a news cycle at work. Swine flu was a big story in July. Now, when it is actually more prevalent and seemingly having a greater effect, newspapers don’t care. And why don’t they care?

It’s because the other newspapers and media don’t care. All it will take is one front page on the Sun or the Daily Mail and swine flu will be back on the agenda for all media.

And that’s what is depressing. The media has such power to whip up the public into a storm about something relatively minor (see also: Madeline McCann), yet nobody holds them to account later on when they are either wrong or simply ignoring news.

Swine flu was never going to be a big story, was never going to be the world-changing and potentially society-altering disease to end all diseases. But we allowed the media to get away with weeks on end of scare-mongering and sensationalism, yet when they ignore the story later we also let them get away with it.

Yes, I’m ranting once more, but I’m genuinely appalled about how the media is able to shape the public’s opinion so easily and without a sense of moral duty. It’s a money-making enterprise, after all, and following the herd is a lot easier and a lot more profitable than actually fighting the good fight.

Still, it could be worse. You could live in Africa where people are the most pessimistic, according to the BBC, particularly in Nigeria (it must be all that chocolate and junk food they either do or don’t eat).
Though for every cup half empty there is always one half full. So where is the happiest place on earth? Well, that would be Nigeria, according to a report on the BBC.

The Media Blog absolutely rips apart the BBC’s reliance on “scientific” studies to create “news” in this post, highlighting how mutually inconsistent and contradictory stories are presented as “fact” by the BBC News website.

This is great, angry media commentary, in the same vein as Ben Goldacre’s Bad Science and Nick Davies’ Flat Earth News. There are far too many of these nonsensical press releases being presented as news without criticism nowadays.

Interesting to note that the cost of Amy Winehouse’s boob job has apparently gone from £35,000 to only £5,000, according to the latest re-writing of history by the Daily Mail.

I love that they will write utterly sensationalist and non-fact-based stories, then totally ignore them a few weeks later. Seriously, the £35k story was written on October 12th, yet a mere 15 days later the price is now a seventh of what it was then.

I’d say that you couldn’t make this kind of shit up, but it’s pretty damn evident that they did.

Oh, and Amy Winehouse really is a mess, isn’t she?

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