10th March: Daily Express calls a full English breakfast “lethal”.
1st April: Daily Express says a full English breakfast “could be the healthiest start to the day”, and this isn’t an April Fool.
And both pieces were “written” (i.e. re-hashed from press releases and with no original journalism whatsoever) by the same person!
Epic journalism, people, epic journalism.
Tabloid Watch has more.
Who’s got two thumbs and burnt his lip on a fork from his new fondue set last night?
THIS GUY!
Text message sent by Canadian Transport Minister John Baird, which sparked off a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada and a series of calls to Downing Street and Buckingham Palace in the UK, enquiring as to the state of Margaret Thatcher’s health.
She hasn’t.
‘Thatcher’ was actually Mr Baird’s cat…
