Rob, Rambling - A lot of things interest me...

Via inteawetrust, et al.

My first day of proper work, other than paper rounds or washing cars, was quite literally the day after my final exam at school at the age of 16. I signed up with an employment agency in the morning, and at 1pm that afternoon I was on my way to a factory for my first ever full day’s work.

It was a factory that produced packets of sliced meat, the kind you put in sandwiches: wafer thin ham, chicken roll, etc. Not the ideal place to start my working life. As it happens, I’ve actually worked in worse places since then.

As I was new, and didn’t know any better, I ended up in the “high-risk” area, which was the section in which you actually handled the meat and so had to be thoroughly disinfected. The low-risk section only dealt with the packets of meat, already sealed, and was an all-round nicer place to work.

The meat comes into the factory in what I can only call logs, around four inches square and about 4 feet long, vacuum sealed in a plastic covering. I spent pretty much the entire day taking the plastic off these logs and putting the four-foot long meat onto one end of a huge machine which sliced it up and put it into packets.

No music, no-one around to talk to, nothing. Good God it was boring. And wet. And smelly. And cold.

I did the shift, went home, but still came back the next day. This time, however, I made the point of getting into the “low-risk” section, which is where I spent most of that summer. It was much better, just a case of putting the packets of meat into boxes and stacking them up on pallets. You could chat to the people around you (mostly other students), listen to the radio and have a bit of a laugh.

It wasn’t that bad a job, to be honest, but it was a shock to the system on my first day. I’ve spent a lot of time in a lot of factories since, both food and non-food, but I look back on that job as quite the character-builder.

I still eat that kind of processed sliced meat, since you asked.


Reblogged from: inteawetrust
Originally posted on: bite of Pythias...

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Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.

youreatowel tagged me, so here goes nothing:

  1. I loathe washing dishes. I’m quite happy for them to sit on the side for days before I finally cave in and clean them.

  2. I’m very open to swearing and casual in my use of profanities, but it’s only when it comes to sport that I use them with any venom or force behind them.

  3. The thing I most want to experience in my life is being weightless, whether it’s in space or one of those planes that does the parabola thing.

  4. I don’t really have a favourite food, but at the same time I can’t think of a single food that I dislike other than bananas. I like banana-flavoured things, just not bananas themselves.

  5. I bite my nails incessantly. I’m also really bad at remembering to clean my teeth.

  6. I’ve never broken a bone in my body. Knocked teeth out, yes, but not a bone. Yet.

  7. I don’t have any piercings, nor any tattoos, but I’ve got a couple of the latter planned for some point in the non-too-distant future.

  8. My job is starting to irritate me a little. Maybe time to move on?

  9. I did law at university, and other than throwing it into random conversations to look clever, I haven’t used it at all since.

  10. I can’t help but feel that I’ll be living in a different country within the next five years. English-speaking or not, I’m not fussed.

  11. I have only been to two continents: Europe and North America. And even then I’ve only been to Western Europe on this side of the Atlantic.

  12. I’m a relentless cynic when it comes to politics and the media.

  13. I’m a gadget fan, so long as they’re not expensive and I can find a use for them.

  14. I’m one of the most laid-back people I know, especially when it comes to things I can’t control. Train delays don’t annoy me, and I just let other things wash over me. I think life is too short to be worrying about those kinds of things, or to let them bug me.

  15. My Mastermind specialist subject would be music of the 1990s.

  16. I’m an unashamed web addict. I could spend 24 hours a day online, usually doing random crap with no real goal whatsoever.

Hmm, my tagees:

[Man, thinking of 16 people was so much harder than 16 things about myself. I really am self-centred…]


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From fishy, jessicalindsey

What was the last book you bought?
3 in one go: The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas by John Boyne, The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein, and An Utterly Impartial History Of Britain by John O’Farrell.

Name a book you have read MORE than once.
1984 by George Orwell. Probably at least 10 times.

Has a book ever fundamentally changed the way you see life? If yes, what was it?
The above, and also The Dice Man by Luke Rhinehart. The former got me really interested in the media, government and politics, as well as counterculture and history. The Dice Man taught me that you can let chance into your life, and should just go with the flow as best you can.

How do you choose a book? (eg. by cover design and summary, recommendations or reviews)
I tend to read few reviews, and if a book gets on the Booker Prize short- or longlist I’ll tend to pick it up regardless. This has backfired a couple of times, but generally works out OK. Amazon’s recommendation engine is pretty reliable too.

Do you prefer Fiction or Non-Fiction?
Recently, I’ve read pretty much nothing but fiction. I read a lot of material during my working hours, and need to disengage the brain a little.

What’s more important in a novel - beautiful writing or a gripping plot?
I’m split 50:50 on this one. I can appreciate great writing, but if your subject/plot is boring then that doesn’t paper over the cracks. Likewise, if the writing’s dire then I struggle to give the plot my full attention.

Most loved/memorable character (character/book).
Winston Smith in 1984, Dr Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park, Winnie The Pooh.

Which book or books can be found on your nightstand at the moment?
That History Of Britain one, and I’ll probably start The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas this weekend.

What was the last book you’ve read, and when was it?
Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper. Finished it last Friday, I think. Pretty dense, but definitely a great read.

Have you ever given up on a book half way in?
A couple of times, including the Mohicans, actually. But the two I distinctly remember giving up years ago (Crime And Punishment being the other) I have re-read since and thoroughly enjoyed. Maybe I just needed to have a more mature mindset to appreciate them properly.


Reblogged from: fishy
Originally posted on: Bits of Me

Via emmas and butterflyeffect

1. Ten years ago I was:

Sitting the very first exam of my life. I took my maths GCSE two years early because I was/am good with the ol’ numbers, and every summer for the next 8 years I had exams to do. This is the second summer without any, and it’s great.

2. Five things on today’s to do list:

  • Don’t blow out the girlfriend this evening, like last week

  • Put some washing in

  • Look at the corporate credit card receipts for the last fortnight and try to get them past the boss

  • Get a good night’s sleep

  • Buy a friend’s birthday card

3. Things I’d do if I were a billionaire:

  • Cure cancer/other nasty diseases

  • Do other philanthropic things, especially trying to help solve starvation

  • For myself, build a Hefner-esque mansion and harem

4. Three bad habits:

  • Not getting enough sleep

  • Never being the one to call

  • Isolationism

5. Six places I’ve lived:

  • Melksham, the hometown

  • Berlin

  • Heidelberg

  • London (SW, NW, SE x2)

6. Six jobs I’ve had in my life:

  • My current one, which I don’t like to specify here. I have to wear a suit every day, let’s put it that way

  • Business journalist

  • Barman (a good few times and places)

  • Coffee shop / canteen worker

  • Sliced meat factory

  • Distribution warehouse humping and dumping

  • Binman (just for one day, while temping)


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Originally posted on: The beauty of light and shade.

Tumblr is evolving

I’m trying not to turn this into a running commentary on Tumblr, a kind of meta-blog where I talk about how I blog, but I have to say that the new feature added this week by Tumblr is amazing. It really has changed the way I read these tumblelogs, and it illustrates how viral the web is.

On the Dashboard, you can see how a post gets picked up and spreads its way around various people. It’s like realtime meme evolution. I’m trying not to get caught up and just spread the same content around as everyone else, but sometimes you just can’t help yourself.

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