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OK Magazine’s front cover this week, a special “tribute issue” to Michael Jackson.

I’m generally not offended by relatively gruesome images and the like, but this must be one of the most tasteless covers I think I’ve ever seen on a magazine. Was it really necessary to put this image on the cover? Think of all the iconic images of Jacko over the years.

This image could’ve quite happily been placed inside, as part of the story of his death, but to put it up front and centre in this manner is pretty grotesque and unnecessary. To think, if this is their official tribute issue (and like it or not, OK is one of those journals of record which people will keep for decades), then this is how he will be remembered.

Fine, they got the “exclusive”. Well done. Great chequebook journalism. Hell, they can advertise that on a strapline or something, and do a big spread inside. Don’t put the whole damned image up there on the cover for everyone to see in every newsagents.

It really is gratuitous, and to my mind it’s offensive.

Oh, and for reference purposes, the last time they used black backgrounds instead of red, it was for Jade Goody. Before she died…

OK Magazine’s front cover this week, a special “tribute issue” to Michael Jackson.

I’m generally not offended by relatively gruesome images and the like, but this must be one of the most tasteless covers I think I’ve ever seen on a magazine. Was it really necessary to put this image on the cover? Think of all the iconic images of Jacko over the years.

This image could’ve quite happily been placed inside, as part of the story of his death, but to put it up front and centre in this manner is pretty grotesque and unnecessary. To think, if this is their official tribute issue (and like it or not, OK is one of those journals of record which people will keep for decades), then this is how he will be remembered.

Fine, they got the “exclusive”. Well done. Great chequebook journalism. Hell, they can advertise that on a strapline or something, and do a big spread inside. Don’t put the whole damned image up there on the cover for everyone to see in every newsagents.

It really is gratuitous, and to my mind it’s offensive.

Oh, and for reference purposes, the last time they used black backgrounds instead of red, it was for Jade Goody. Before she died…

The TV had clips of Thriller on heavy rotation, which seemed a tad inappropriate, what with him playing a decomposing corpse in it. If Bruce Willis died falling from a skyscraper, I doubt they’d illustrate his life story by repeatedly showing that bit from Die Hard where he ties a firehose round his waist and jumps off the building.

Charlie Brooker is awesome.

EDIT: It should be noted that the comments on the column are similarly awesome. The third one asks “Michael Jackson’s dead?”. Genius.

  • Reports that Michael Jackson suffered cardiac arrest are incorrect. He actually went to visit the childrens hospital and had a stroke.

  • Last time Michael Jackson was this stiff, Macauley Culkin was staying over.

  • The autopsy on Michael Jackson’s body will take place later today. The coroner has already said that he is unsure of what the cause of death will have been. He’s thinking of blaming it on the moonlight, or blaming it on the good times, but will probably blame it on the boogie.

(Too soon?)

She’s so dangerous.
The girl is so dangerous.
Take away my money,
Throw away my time.
You can call me Honey,
But you’re no damn good for me

Michael Jackson - Dangerous

Like I said, I’m bringing Jacko back.

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