Celebrity Big Brother started on Sunday night, with the usual cross-section of fading and forgotten film- (a Baldwin, I forget which one), TV- (some actress from Coronation St), and pop-stars (Dane Bowers, Sisqo), along with some complete non-entities who are only semi-famous because of their bedroom antics. Oh, and a total legend in Vinnie Jones.
A couple of the housemates have connections to big-boobed fame-whore Jordan, which means that the Daily Star can have her (or at least her name) on the front page every single day for the duration of the show, despite her not being anywhere near the TV show or doing anything newsworthy at all.
And it’s not like these “news” stories need to be about actual facts at all. The Daily Star has a history of, you know, just making shit up, especially about Jordan. They were recently censured by the PCC for a story published (on the front page, of course!) last summer that claimed Jordan was pregnant. She wasn’t.
During the launch show on Sunday night (yes, I watched it), after the two guys connected with Jordan were announced, I said to the girlfriend “Right, that’s the Daily Star’s front page sorted for the next fortnight”.
And, wouldn’t you just know it, three days into Celebrity Big Brother and the lead story on the Daily Star’s front page each day has prominently featured Jordan.
Newspapers are so predictable sometimes…
EDIT: Now including Thursday-Saturday’s papers as well.