Yep, I’m just reading comics this evening whilst watching the Superbowl. This is a recent beauty from Girls With Slingshots, which is far too funny.
I randomly discovered a new cartoon strip today: Girls With Slingshots
It seems to be about a group of women in their mid/late-20s, and it’s very, very funny. Even from a guy’s perspective!
EDIT: This one is the most true to life yet.
I keep him interested by giving him really good sex.
Kelly Brook is probably the ultimate woman. I’ve had a crush on her since forever. Absolutely stunning (I’m a boobs guy), and says things like this. Amazing.
Spotted on the train this afternoon: 45ish year-old woman reading The Game.
Was she trying to spot the techniques that guys may be using on her? Trying to use those techniques herself? I’m so confused.
You lean in close and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed; I’ve got work in the morning.
Flight Of The Conchords - Business Time, which randomly popped up on my iPod yesterday. I was chuckling away to myself on the bus for a good few minutes.
I never understood where the satisfaction is when you’re missing the pleasure of conquest.
Silvio Berlusconi, denying that he has ever paid for sex, in light of recent allegations regarding prostitute parties.
Say what you will about the man, and he does have very, very many bad points, but this is just plain awesome. I hope I’m as much of a lothario when I’m his age.
No. 3: lady sits in front of the camera, opens her legs, and then squeezes out an entire mini rugby ball. Funniest thing ever.
Text sent by me to the friend from last night.
We were talking about the funniest things we’d ever seen in porn, and I had three things in mind, but in the process of explaining the first two I somehow completely forgot the third. I remembered it just now and so had to send her this. Hopefully she’ll know the context.
For the record, the first two were CakeFarts.com and a man fucking a chicken. Utterly, utterly ridiculous.
Reddit currently has a thread entitled “Describe Your Sex Life With A Movie Title”, and there’s some pretty funny ideas in there:
Gone in 60 Seconds
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
There Will Be Blood
The Jerk
Sideways
My contribution to the discussion is “Titanic”. Heh.
THE girlfriend of Alfie Patten yesterday rubbished claims the 13-year-old did not father her baby, insisting: “There has been no one else.
Remember Alfie, that 13-year-old boy who apparently “fathered” a daughter a couple of months back?
And then how a few other local lads, all teenagers but older than Alfie, came forward to say that they’d also slept with Chantelle, which she denied vehemently, as per the above quote?
And then how Alfie said that a DNA test would show that he was the father?
Yeah, well today they did that DNA test.
Guess what: he’s not the father. She is a liar who was sleeping with other guys than Alfie around the same time.
I’m not exactly surprised…
Google Streetview has expanded in Europe, covering a good chunk of Britain (more on that later), as well as Holland, France, and some other countries too. The best coverage is of course in the big cities, and particularly in the capitals.
The map above is central Amsterdam, where Google have quite pointedly decided not to include the red-light district in its covered areas. The blue-outlined streets have Streetview available, but the white streets around Bloedstraat don’t.
This is the famed area with all of the girls in the windows, and sex clubs everywhere you look. I’ve only been there at nighttime, but I’m sure there are girls on display pretty much 24/7. And it’s hard to ignore the cinema-style shopfronts all along the streets, advertising LIVE SEX SHOWS and so on.
Google’s moral attitude shining through? It’s definitely possible to drive a car down those streets, as evidenced by the view from the tip of Oudezijds Achterburgwal, looking north. Anyways, interesting.
