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Oh Jay…
Those on the West of the Atlantic might need to fire up the urban dictionary
Man, I love this show. It reminds me of just how often my friends and I used to swear when we were at school, and still do now. Everyone knew someone like Jay a some point…
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Originally posted on: Caz... I'm rad yanno...
Swearing is big and it is clever. Also, the South Park Movie is still ridiculously funny.
- Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
- Mr Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
- Cartman: Jew?
- Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
- Mr Garrison: Kyle!
- Cartman: Why the fuck not?
- Mr Garrison: Eric!
- Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
- Mr Garrison: Stanley!
- Kenny: Fuck!
- Mr Garrison: Kenny!
- Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
- Mr Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
- Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
- Mr Garrison: What did you say?
- Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone]
- Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
- Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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Rage Against The Machine gaff on BBC Radio 5 Live (via joncoe0)
Classic radio, are you ready for the media blizzard over this?
Buy it for 28p at Amazon: http://bit.ly/4x1pnD
(Despite reports, it DOES count to the chart. Amazon are selling under the price they pay rights for)
tomdavenport, via mudisland
Just to fill in on the backstory of all of this, there’s a campaign running to get RATM’s Killing In The Name Of to be this year’s Christmas Number One, in an effort to show that manufactured Cowell-pop isn’t necessarily the only way to go. The last four chart-toppers at Christmas have been from the winner of that year’s X-Factor, and this year looked like it’d be no different.
That was, until a grass-roots internet campaign started a drive to get this song to number one instead. It started on Facebook, where the main group now has over 850,000 members, and has started gathering some media attention this week. The Facebook group is making a point of highlighting a charity (Shelter), and the members of RATM have also said that they will donate their proceeds from the increased sales to charity.
I’ve no idea why Killing In The Name Of was picked, but I reckon it’s probably got something to do with the “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” lyric. There’s a generation out there that is tired of having manufactured schmaltz-pop shoved down their throats for 3 months of the year, culminating in the Christmas number one.
BBC Radio 5Live’s morning show had the bright idea of getting RATM on the line for an interview and live performance of the song. It went very, very well…
The interview is great, with some insightful comments from the band. Of course, the presenters tried to make it a case of RATM v Simon Cowell, which it’s really not, rather than exploring the idea of a pissed off grassroots movement.
And then they played live. Amazing stuff. RATM have still got it, and I love that they told the producers/presenters that they wouldn’t swear, before proceeding directly to shout “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” at the top of their lungs.
Seriously, were the radio staff expecting anything else?! They were naive in the utmost. RATM are one of the most anti-authority and deliberately disruptive bands out there, and you expected them not to swear?! Sheesh.
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Tucker’s Law, from The Thick Of It, which starts a new series pretty soon on BBC2.
In the show, ‘Tucker’ is the government’s main spin doctor/PR man, and is closely modelled on the real-life Alastair Campbell, who was notorious for his ranting during the days of Tony Blair. Tucker’s swearing is just exquisite, pure profanity gold, as you can see from this Top 10 list.
There’s also a spin-off film, called In The Loop, which I saw a few months back and raved about here. Highly recommended.

Jurassic Park is on ITV2 at the moment, and if it weren’t for the fact that there’s football on ITV1, I’d be watching it right now. I managed to squeeze in 10 minutes before kick-off, and handily it contained one of my favourite parts: Ian Malcolm’s “That is one big pile of shit” line.
I remember seeing this film in the cinema at the age of eight or nine, and this was probably the first swear word I’d ever heard on screen. Wow. It was then that I knew swearing was cool.
Haven’t seen the film in a few years? Relive the best bits here.
Fatboy Slim - In Heaven
Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven. Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven. Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven.
20 plays

Hold on one goddamn minute! Has the BBC News website ever featured a swear word before? I read it a lot and cannot remember ever coming across one before.
Yes, this is in a direct quote, but even then they’re usually edited out or referred to as an expletive.

No, fuck off Windows Update! When I’ve clicked ‘Restart Later’ for the umpteenth time, you need to stay fucking hidden down by the clock until I’m good and ready to restart. Don’t fucking pop up every 2 minutes and demand attention!
News only to those people who have never stubbed their toe or banged their head.