I have still yet to master the art of opening a banana without smushing the top of it.
EDIT: Thanks Sabine (and Happy Birthday!) for providing this simple guide to avoiding smushed sections when opening your banana.
I’ll just have another cup of tea and maybe a fondant fancy
Man, I fucking love fondant fancies. Best cakes ever.
For those that have no idea what we’re on about, this is what they look like:
They’re about an inch, inch and a half cube of sponge, with a splodge of fondant on top and then the whole thing covered with icing. And I swear that the icing tastes different in each colour…
Holiday Nirvana
- Smells Like Christmas Spirit
- O Come As Ye Are
- Wrap Me
Inn (No) Room
The Man Who Saved The World
PS3-Shaped Box
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I need a bathroom in my basement. My father-in-law’s tendency to take a dump in the bathroom that’s right off our living room EVERY TIME he comes over is causing my gag reflex to flare up in uncontrollable ways.
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Originally posted on: Scattered Jigsaw Thoughts
Reblogged from: jss
Originally posted on: Scattered Jigsaw Thoughts
Something else I love about this hotel I’d the swim I.m going to enjoy tomorrow morning to shake off the hangover I roll no doubt have die to the awesome barman who knows how to pour decent measures of southern comfort and glayva… Ioght be drunk right now and pleased about the auto text thingy on he iPhone
Caz is awesome.
Also, I need to find a barman that serves decent-sized measures of booze. Having been a barman and pretty damn liberal with what I poured, more often than not I feel a bit short-changed when I order a drink nowadays.
Particularly as the price goes up. There seems to be a middle ground between cheap drinks (where the measures are generous) and the really expensive end of the drinking price menu (where the measures are equally large), where bartenders/venues try to scrimp and save by giving you crappy measures.
Evidently I just need to stick to cheap shitholes when I go out drinking, or man up and pay a fucking fortune for a decent-sized measure. I think we all know which is more likely…
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Thanks to Vicky for pointing out this spoof trailer for 2012, which is a solid summing-up of what this film is aiming for. Disaster-porn indeed.
And as she says, “I mean, a goddamn aircraft carrier named ‘John F Kennedy’ smashes into the White House”.
Citizen Kane 2? I think so.
Is there a way to Like a post in a manner that says “Hey, that’s a really cool idea”, rather than “I’m really seedy”?
Because damn you Jackie, damn you.
America's Team
A brief summary: Quarterback: #35, JFK Wide Receiver: #16, Abraham Lincoln Safety: #1, George Washington Memorable Plays QB JFK pulls out a win with a Hail Mary play known as the “Cuban Missle Crisis” Safety Washington takes out King George III’s knees in his signature move, the Cherry Tree WR Lincoln runs the reverse, frees slaves Awesome. I helped with this!!!
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I also think I liked [Match Of The Day] because I was eating some delicious cake while watching.
Whilst I admire her dedication, I don’t think Jean Hannah has quite got the hang of football just yet…
I’m genuinely impressed at her efforts to educate herself and get involved with the sport though. The girlfriend merely tolerates it being on and mocks me for how emotionally involved I get in each match.
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